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The Biggest Day Of Tony The Tiger's Life

TONY: (Picks up ringing phone) TT, here. Talk to me. ELLA: Are you sitting down? Tell me you’re sitting down because… TONY: I’m sitting down. I’m in the office. I just got back from biking, surfing, playing soccer, and talking about the importance of breakfast with a

My Day, Rated

Waking Up – Three Stars This had a really slow start, but after it got going, I could see what all the fuss was about. Would definitely do it again. Getting Dressed – Three Stars I come to this closet quite often, and I have to say, the experience has remained consistent

The Agreement Between Me And The Fly

It was with great fanfare that the fly and I brought our quarrel to a close with the signing of a compact by which we would both be bound. The fly and I had both spent the winter buzzing around my apartment, me in search of something to do while

A Brief and Seriously True - Seriously - History of Young Sheldon

A Brief and Seriously True - Seriously - History of Young Sheldon

Summer 2008: Big Bang Theory premieres on CBS, featuring four socially-awkward but brilliant scientists and engineers, including Sheldon Cooper played by actor Jim Parsons. Fall 2010: Sheldon Cooper learns about rap from a documentary and begins rapping in his spare time. He adopts the rap name Yung Sheldon. Spring 2011:

Some late-night fast-food thoughts

It’s Friday night. I’m bored. I’ve got some thoughts about fast-food restaurants that no one really needs to know but that I’m willing to share. Here’s the thing. I love fast food, but that doesn’t mean I love everything about fast food. Some parts